Vote wisely to elect best leaders, your single vote will make a difference, see following result

Being a citizen of the world’s biggest democracy, it is not only our right but a moral responsibility to elect the right leader to administer the functioning of the Gujarat State, Proud of Gujarat State. Vande Matram…

Vote wisely to elect best leaders, your single vote will make a difference, see following result

1. Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee, in 1999, the then Prime Minister of India, BJP Governement lost the no-confidence motion and his Prime Ministership in the Parliament by a single vote in April 1999.

2. C.P. Joshi, Congress leader , during 2008, Rajasthan Assembly Elections, Nathdwara constituency , he lost to his opponent Kalyan Singh Chouhan by a single vote and he was one of the Chief Ministerial candidates. Surprisingly, his mother, wife, and driver reportedly didn’t turn up to vote on the polling day.

3. Neena Verma, BJP Member shot to fame after she initially won the Dhar assembly constituency, Madhya Pradesh in 2008 by a margin of just one vote over her nearest rival Balmukund Singh Gautam of the Congress (Verma got 50,510 votes and that of Gautam 50,509).

4. Veteran politician and former governor of Kerala late B Rachiah’s son A R Krishnamurthy, contested on JDS ticket polled 40751 against Dhruvanarayan’s 40752 votes during the 2004 Karnataka assembly elections and lost elections by just one vote. Ironically, his driver was not given the permission by Krishnamurthy to take time off to go and cast his vote.

5. In 1923, one vote gave Adolf Hitler leadership of the Nazi Party and further he won an election in 1932 and you know he won an election and 50 million people died as a result of that election during Second World War, including 6 million Jews.

6. United Kingdom parliamentary election also decided by a single vote in 1910, when Conservative Henry Duke made a victory against Liberal Harold St. Maur in the South West England City. St. Maur, the challenger, originally won by a four-vote count, but following an electoral petition and a series of subsequent challenges, the incumbent Duke maintained his seat at the House of Commons table by the very slimmest of margins 4777 to 4776.

7. A single vote of Frederick Muhlenberg, the first ever Speaker of the United States (U.S.) House of Representatives on January 9, 1794, prevented German from becoming an official language of the United States.

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Teacher and Student humour

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
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*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense.

*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
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*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home.

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English Grammar class.

Teacher: What’s the difference between “He cleans the plate” and “the plate is cleaned by him.”

Student: In first sentence ‘he’ is not married, but in second sentence ‘he’ is married….😜😜

LESSONS ON MARRIAGE

LESSONS ON MARRIAGE

1. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS*

Only God has no weakness. Every rose flower has its own thorn. If you focus too much on your spouse’s weakness, you can’t get the best out of his/her strength.

2. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY*

No one is an angel, therefore, avoid digging one’s past. What matters is the present life of your partner. Old things are passed away. Try to forgive and forget. The past can’t be changed. So focus on the present and the future!

3. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS IT’S OWN CHALLENGES*

Marriage is not bed of roses. Every shining marriage has gone through its own test of hot and excruciating fire. True love is proved in time of challenge. Fight for your marriage! Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in time of needs. Remember this is the vow you made on your wedding day!

4. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SUCCESS*

Don’t compare your marriage with anyone! We can never be equal, some will be far in front and others far behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time, your marriage dreams shall come true.

5. *TO MARRY IS TO DECLARE A WAR*

When you marry, you must declare a war against enemies of marriage. Some of the enemies of marriage are: Ignorance, Rumours, Prayerlessness, Unforgiveness, Adultery, Third Party Influence, Stinginess, Stubbornness, Lack Of Love, Rudeness, Wife battery, Laziness, winning, nagging, PRIDE, Divorce etc. Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.

6. *THERE IS NO PERFECT MARRIAGE*

There is no ready made marriage anywhere. Marriage is hard work, volunteer yourself and perfect it daily. Marriage is like a MOTOR CAR with a gear oil, gear box, etc If these parts are not properly maintained, the car will break down somewhere along the road and expose the occupant to unhealthy circumstances. – Many of us are careless about our marriage… Are you? If you are, please pay attention to your marriage.

7. *GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE PERSON YOU DESIRE*

God gives you, her or him in form of raw materials in order for you to mold what you desire. You may desire a woman who can pray for 1 hour but your wife can only pray for 30 minutes. With your love, prayer and encouragement, she can improve.

8. *TO MARRY IS TO TAKE A RISK*

You cannot predict what will happen after marriage, as situation may change, so, leave a room for adjustment. Pregnancy may not come in the next 4 years. You may get married to her because she’s slim but she becomes a little fat after a child. He may lose his beautiful job for years that you have to take the financial responsibility of the family until he gets a new job. But with God by your side, you will smile at long last.

9. *MARRIAGE IS NOT A CONTRACT, IT IS PERMANENT*

Marriage needs total commitment, love is the glue that makes a couple stick together. Divorce starts in the mind. Never think of divorce! Never threaten your spouse with divorce. Choose to remain married! God hates divorce, though it’s permitted only in extreme cases.

10. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS A PRICE TO PAY*

Marriage is like a bank account. It is the money you deposit into your bank account that you can withdrawn. If you don’t deposit love, peace and care into your marriage, you are not a candidate of a blissful home. There is no free love in marriage, You cannot love without giving and sacrificing.

*May God grant us the grace and wisdom to succeed in it. Amen!!! Send it to married and single people on your contacts list.*

Some very important financial tips that everyone should know

Some very important financial tips that everyone should know ….

1. Avoid buying property on loans as it eats most of your earnings unless you have a clear plan for its repayment. It’s important to monitor cash flow. Though, the house will be your asset, your liability will be much more.

2. Start a SIP at a very young age. Try to save atleast 15–25 % of your earnings.

3. Avoid buying a car unless you use it everyday.
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4. Do not let this sentence scare you. “Mutual fund investment are subject to market risk. Please read the offer documents carefully before investing”. Most people avoid investing in mutual funds just because of this one warning. Yes, there is a market risk, but look at the history and growth of mutual funds.

5. Try having a simple wedding.

6. Atleast 20% of your wealth should be liquid so you can utilize it when necessary.

7. Considering inflation, you are actually losing money if it is in savings bank account. Do not keep huge money in savings bank account.

8. If you invest in stocks, pay due attention.

9. If you invest in stocks have a separate account for delivery investment and Intraday investment. It is easy to monitor this way and also makes tax calculation easy

10. Do not have a belief that property and car make you rich. Its what you save and invest, that is important.

11. Never invest in insurance for returns. Insurance is not an investment option. It is a risk management tool.

12. Never use credit cards for lavish spending. Use credit cards intelligently and for needs not for wants.

13. Cancel all credit cards before you die. Or inform family about all your accounts, credit cards, loans and saving now itself. Even a small residue will cost your family much.

14. Invest on yourself and then on other investments.

15. Always try to balance your earnings with your savings first, then on spending and loans. Never take unnecessary loans. Always have reserve and utilise them and unless no other go never take loan.

16. Always have a plan for future events on your career, life, spending and finance.

17. Always have a reserve on your savings for contingency and urgent situations.

18. Your personal life and health are the most important investment. Do have a regular health check and do healthy workout every day. Stay healthy and live happily.

MEDICAL ALERTNESS:: PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT’S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

MEDICAL ALERTNESS::

PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT’S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

A group of Japanese Doctors confirmed that warm water is 100% effective in resolving some health problems such as:-

1 Migraine

2 High blood pressure

3 Low blood pressure

4 Pain of joints

5 Sudden increase and decrease of heartbeat

6 Epilepsy

7 Increasing level of cholesterol

8 Cough

9 Bodily discomfort

10 Golu pain

11 Asthma

12 Hooping cough

13 Blockage of veins

14 Disease related to Uterus & Urine

15 Stomach problems

16 Poor appetite

17 Also all diseases related to the eyes, ear & throat.

18 Headache

*HOW TO USE WARM WATER*

Get up early in the morning and drink approximately 4 glasses of warm water when the stomach is empty. You may not be able to make 4 glasses at the beginning but slowly you will.

*NOTE:*
*DO NOT* eat anything 45mins after taking the water.

The warm water therapy will resolve the health problems within reasonable period such as:-

✔ Diabetes in 30 days

✔ Blood pressure in 30 days

✔ Stomach problems in 10 days

✔ All types of Cancer in 9 months

✔ Blockage of veins in 6 months

✔ Poor appetite in 10 days

✔ Uterus and related diseases in 10 days

✔ Nose, Ear, and Throat problems in 10 days

✔ Women problems in 15 days

✔ Heart diseases in 30 days
✔ Headache/migraine in 3 days

✔ Cholesterol in 4 months

✔ Epilepsy and paralysis continuously in 9 months

✔ Asthma in 4 months

*COLD WATER IS BAD FOR YOU!!!*
If cold water does not affect you at young age, it will harm you at old age.

* Cold water closes 4 veins of the heart and causes heart attack. Cold drinks are main reason for heart attack.

* It also creates problems in the liver. It makes fat stuck with liver. Most people waiting for liver transplant are victims of cold water drinking.

* Cold water affect internal walls of the stomach. It affects the large intestine and results in Cancer.

*PLEASE DON’T KEEP THIS INFORMATION TO YOURSELF*

Tell someone to tell someone, *IT MAY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.*

From:
Dr. D. Mensah-Asare

This is the true story of three friends

This is the true story of three friends

First one was brilliant ,never gave up the first position in his school . Topper in every exam held in School, College and the University.

Second one was average , wouldn’t fail but pushed to the next class by default.

Third one was a trickster , a cheat and was an expert manipulator.

But these three were great friends , thick as thieves.

Once their education was over…..

The first one , the brilliant guy as expected became an excellent engineer. He gave Indian Engineering Services exam, was chosen as Class one officer. He became a Chief Engineer in Indian railways later.

Second one  graduated with Physics major and appeared for Civil Services exam, passed and was appointed as the head of the department (HoD) where his first friend was working at a lower level !!

Third one didn’t bother to study further after school, chose the right party at the right time ,fought the elections , won ,and became an MP , and later became a cabinet minister and under him were the Departments where two of his school friends were working.

This is not a fictional story.

First one  is E Shridharan .. Metro man.

Second one is  TN Sheshan Chief Election Commissioner.

Third one is KP Unnikrishnan who got elected five times as MP for Lok-sabha,and also became a cabinet minister during VP Singh’s tenure as PM.

Three friends- from the same school, the same teachers, but destiny chartered different paths !!!