A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments…

A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments…

*”In my many years I have come to a conclusion, … that one useless man is a shame, two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government.”*
~John Adams

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*”If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.”*

~Mark Twain

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*”I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”*

~Winston Churchill

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*”A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”*

~George Bernard Shaw

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*”Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.”*

~ Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

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*”Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”*

~P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

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*”Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!”*

~Pericles (430 B.C.)

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*”No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.”*

~Mark Twain (1866)

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*”The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.”*

~ Ronald Reagan

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*”The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”*

~Mark Twain

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*”What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.”*

~Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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*”A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”*

~Thomas Jefferson

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*”We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”*

~Aesop

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*”If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!”*

~P.J. O’Rourke

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Here are the 10 best freelance websites to meet your hiring needs and keep your company ahead of the game.

Here are the 10 best freelance websites to meet your hiring needs and keep your company ahead of the game.

1. Toptal:- Toptal is highly selective about its freelancers, and offers a no-risk trial period on every engagement. It is geared towards custom-matching vetted, senior software engineers to clients with serious, compelling tech projects.

2. Up Work:- It offers an enormous pool of freelancers for everything from
legal work to finance and management. It has its own fixed and hourly rates as per client’s need.

3. Craiglist:- If you need an on-site freelancer, Craigslist is a great way to find freelance talent in your community. It is good at providing local offerings with a huge chance to find freelancers that would work in your office if you wish.

4. Freelancer:- It is awesome for small businesses. sure to have hundreds of proposals from eager freelancers to compare in no time. It also allows you to post projects as contests and review large volumes of submissions.

5. Guru:- With a membership program and a complimentary Work Room
where you can oversee progress, define milestones, etc., Guru is a great
option if you find yourself constantly in need of help on miscellaneous small jobs

6. Trulancer:- It has a lot of skilled freelancers who have joined their portal from all across the web working in popular categories like Computer programmers, Web Designers, Logo Designers, Copywriter, Data experts, Marketing Experts and many Others.

7. Worknhire:- It is a place where you *find freelance work* specifically from
Indian clients tailoring Indian needs. They have a lot of popular categories like Programming, copywriting, data entry and other simple stuff like a *logo and graphic designing & web designing*. They have an escrow system for payments so you know whatever work you do is same for payment’s sake and you’ll get your payments on time from the clients’ end.

8. Freelanceindia:- It is one of the top freelance websites in India, and they have been operational for almost a decade now. The site UI and UX is little tricky and hard to read but if you tweak around here and there you’d be able to figure out *how to find good high-quality work* on the website.

9. Webarchers:-They have a lot of skilled freelancers who have joined their portal from all across the web working in popular categories like Computer programmers, Web Designers, Logo Designers, Copywriter, Data experts,
Marketing Experts and many others.

10. Elance:- You can join the worlds leading site for *online work,* where thousands of businesses are already working with professionals like you.

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President Xi Jing Peng of China said: When I was a small child, I was very selfish, always grab the best for myself. Slowly, everyone left me and I had no friends. I didn’t think it was my fault but criticize others.

President Xi Jing Peng of China said:

When I was a small child, I was very selfish, always grab the best for myself. Slowly, everyone left me and I had no friends. I didn’t think it was my fault but criticize others.

My father gave me 3 sentences to help me in life.

One day, my father cooked 2 bowls of noodles put the 2 bowls on the table. One bowl has one egg on top and the other bowl does not have any egg on top. He said, ”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want. ”Eggs were hard to come by those days! Only get to eat eggs during festivals or New Year. Of Cos I chose the bowl with egg! As we started eating. I was congratulating myself on my wise choice/decisision and wallop up the egg. Then to my surprise as my father ate his noodles, there were TWO eggs at the bottom of his bowl beneath the noodes! I regretted so much! And scolded myself for being too hasty in my decision. My father smiled and sad to me ,”My child. You must remember what your eyes see may not be true. And if you intent on taking advantage of people, you will end up losing!”

The next day, my father again cooked 2 bowls of noodles: one bowl with an egg on top and the other bowl with no egg on top. Again, he put the two bowls on the table and said to me,”My child. You choose. Which bowl do you want? ”This time I am smarter. I chose the bowl without any egg on top. To my surprise, As I separated the noodles on top, there was not even a single egg at the bottom of the bowl!Again my father smiled and said to me,”My child. You must not always rely on experiences Cos sometimes, life can cheat you or play tricks on you. But you must not be too annoyed or sad, just treat this as learning a lesson .You cannot Learn this from textbooks.

The third day, my father again cooked 2 bowls of noodles, again one bowl with an egg on top and the other bowl with no egg on top. He put the 2 bowls on the table and again said to me ,”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want? ”This time, I told my father,”Dad, u choose first. You are the head of the family and contributed the most to the family,”My father did not decline and chose the bowl with one egg on top. As I eat my bowl of noodles, Sure in my heart that there is no egg inside the bowl. To my surprise! There were TWO eggs at the bottom of the bowl.

My father smiled at me with love in his eyes,”My child, you must remember! When you think for the good of others, good things will always naturally happen to you!”

I always remember these 3 sentences of my father and lived and do my business accordingly. True Enough , my business was a roaring success.

Xi Jing Peng

Manohar Parrikar’s words while he is under treatment for Pancreatitis in US Hospital

Manohar Parrikar’s words while he is under treatment for Pancreatitis in US Hospital

Life has given me abundant political respect and it has become synonymous with my name .
However as I have noticed , except my work I rarely had any other moments of enjoyment . Only my political status has remained a reality .

Today in this bedridden state I introspect my life …the popularity and wealth and that I thought to be milestones of life ..and the inflated ego…all of it appears to be jaded and meaningless as I stand facing the death .

With each passing second as the death creeps to me stealthily , I see the green lights of lifesaving machines around me , their humming noise makes me realize my proximity to death .
At this critical moment I have understood that there is so much more to life than accumulating wealth and fame …..social service and managing our relationships with others whom we like are few things not to be missed .

I realize that of all the political success that I have earned , i can carry nothing with me .

This bed of sickness is the most exclusive bed as nobody can use it except yourself . You can have servants , drivers , employees to serve and earn for you but none to share your sickness.

All the things that are lost can be found or earned back but what cannot be retrieved is …..
time….
As you run through the rat race of life persuing success one must realise that at some point of time you have to reach the last part of drama in the theatre where end of thev show is visible .

So .. learn to first look after yourself , take care of others,
Learn to spend your money and shower your feelings on people around you .

When a child is born he is weeping and when he dies others are weeping
So friends Lets have all the laughter and fun time in between before we call it a day .

-MANOHAR PARRIKAR

A very interesting read about Mahabharat and Kurukshetra War

A very interesting read!!

It is said in the texts that 80% of the fighting male population of the civilization was wiped out in the eighteen days Mahabharata war.

Sanjay, at the end of the war went to the spot where the greatest war took place; Kurukshetra.

He looked around and wondered if the war really happened, if the ground beneath him had soaked all that blood, if the great Pandavas and Krishna stood where he stood.

“You will never know the truth about that!” said an aging soft voice.

Sanjay turned around to find an Old man in saffron robes appearing out of a column of dust.

“I know you are here to find out about the Kurukshetra war, but *you cannot know about that war till you know what the real war is about*.” the Old man said enigmatically.

“What do you mean?”

*The Mahabharata is an Epic, a ballad, perhaps a reality, but definitely a philosophy*.

The Old man smiled luring Sanjay into more questions.

“Can you tell me what the philosophy is then?”
Sanjay requested.

Sure, began the Old man.

*The Pandavas are nothing but your five senses*,
sight,
smell,
taste,
touch
and sound…,

and do you know what the *Kauravas* are?
he asked narrowing his eyes.

*The Kauravas are the hundred vices that attack your senses everyday but you can fight them*… and do you know how?

Sanjay shook his head again.

“When Krishna rides your chariot!”

The Old man smiled brighter and Sanjay gasped at that gem of insight.

*Krishna is your inner voice, your soul, your guiding light and if you let your life in his hands you have nothing to worry*.

Sanjay was stupefied but came around quickly with another question.

“Then *why are Dronacharya and Bhishma fighting for the Kauravas, if they are vices*?”

The Old man nodded, sadder for the question.

It just means that as you grow up, your perception of your elders change. *The elders who you thought were perfect in your growing up years are not all that perfect. They have faults. And one day you will have to decide if they are for your good or your bad. Then you may also realize that you may have to fight them for the good. It is the hardest part of growing up and that is why the Geeta is important*.

Sanjay slumped down on the ground, not because he was tired but because he could understand and was struck by the enormity of it all.

*What about Karna*? he whispered.

“Ah!” said the Old man. “You have saved the best for last. *Karna is the brother to your senses, he is desire, he is a part of you but stands with the vices. He feels wronged and makes excuses for being with the vices as your desire does all the time.*

*Does your desire not give you excuses to embrace vices*?”

Sanjay nodded silently. He looked at the ground, consumed with a million thoughts, trying to put everything together and then when he looked up the Old man was gone….
disappeared in the column of dust………leaving behind the great philosophy of Life!
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