Conversation between Aadhar, Apple and Samsung

Conversation between Aadhar, Apple and Samsung

Aadhar – I have Biometric information of people who possess me

Apple – I too have the same

Samsung – I too have. So what’s new?

Aadhar – But why do people criticise me? I only take it once from the people.

Apple – 😂😂😂😂 I take finger print and eye scan daily and people love giving it and pay Rs 50,000+ to buy me

Aadhar – OMG Why ? But they say someone can steal these biometric details from me. Don’t they say to you ?

Apple – 🖕 Uff, I actually save every information on the IPhone backup Server. But they love me because I am costly. Indians love costly death.

Aadhar – They say I am not secured, despite of the fact that I am encrypted

Apple – Look do you remember when FBI took data from us ? It’s not about encryption. I gave all data to the US Intelligence

Samsung – I too 😂😂😂 My brothers like Vivo, Xiomi do the same and the Chinese take it.

Aadhar – But why only I am cursed?

Apple and Samsung unitedly – It is because you are Indian and possessed by Indian people who need excuses to abuse their own Indian Government. You become that Excuse. We are brands! People give Rs 40K- 50 K and give all details like Location, GPS, Contacts, Biometric data, every damn thing and love posting on Facebook – Hey, That’s my New IPhone 😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How true is this ..
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Differences between Intelligence and Wisdom….

Differences between Intelligence and Wisdom….

Intelligence leads to arguments. Wisdom leads to settlements.

Intelligence is power of will. Wisdom is power over will.

Intelligence is heat, it burns. Wisdom is warmth, it comforts.

Intelligence is pursuit of knowledge, it tires the seeker. Wisdom is pursuit of truth, it inspires the seeker.

Intelligence is holding on. Wisdom is letting go.

Intelligence leads you. Wisdom guides you.

An intelligent man thinks he knows. A wise man knows he thinks.

An intelligent man always tries to prove his point. A wise man knows there really is no point.

An intelligent man freely gives unsolicited advice. A wise man keeps his counsel.

An intelligent man understands what is being said. A wise man understands what is left unsaid.

An intelligent man speaks when he has to say something. A wise man speaks when he has something to say.

An intelligent man sees everything as relative. A wise man sees everything as related.

An intelligent man is always insistent. A wise man is ever consistent.

An intelligent man tries to control the flow. A wise man goes with the flow.

An intelligent man is wordy. A wise man is worldly.

An intelligent man preaches. A wise man reaches.

Sometimes it is better to be kind than to be right.

AMOR FATI – Learn To Love Your Fate…….

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AMOR FATI – Learn To Love Your Fate…….

Amor fati is a Latin phrase that may be translated as “love of fate” or “love of one’s fate”. It is used to describe an attitude in which one sees everything that happens, including suffering and loss as, necessary. Whether one likes them or not, it is accepted with zen like serenity.

Thomas Edison was at home eating dinner. A man burst into his home, interrupting him. He had bad news. His research facility was on fire.

Now how would you imagine Edison to react? Do you imagine Edison panicking or do you hear him screaming out “Why me?” or is he deeply distraught or do you see him in deep agony?

None of these happened. Edison requested his son to go and get his mother. It seems, Edison excitedly told his son, “She’ll never see a fire like this again.”

Naturally, Edison’s son thought his father had lost his mind, and rightfully so. All of Edison’s experiments, things that could never be replicated, were inside his laboratory, burning to the ground.

“Don’t worry. It’s all right,” Edison said calmly, “All my mistakes and a lot of unnecessary rubbish have just got burnt.”

In this, Edison revealed the true nature of Amor Fati – choosing to love your fate, no matter what.

Not only was he “NOT broken-hearted”, he was revitalised. Despite losing over $1 million at the age of 67 in that fire, he persevered and made over $10 million thereafter. WOW!

I am in love with the concept of Amor Fati. Why? Because, the power that we have in life by accepting our fate is so immense that you feel nothing is impossible for you. You believe that everything has a purpose, and that it is up to you to make this purpose something positive and active.

Maybe you lost your job.

Maybe someone cheated you of your entire life’s earnings.

Maybe, your trust was broken with impunity.

Maybe, the person you love the most, is facing a life threatening disease.

Maybe, someone ill treated you.

The challenge of your life may be considerable and inescapable.

And yet you’re given the choice to greet it with a smile. And then, act..That’sAMOR FATI.

The goal of this article is not to make you feel “okay” or even “good” when terrible things happen. It’s to make you feel GREAT irrespective of what happens. If it happened, then it was meant to happen. You are meant to make the best of it.

It is unnatural, I know, to feel calmness when faced with calamities. But see it this way. It is fuel for you to push harder when you felt lost. It is fuel for you to work harder when you want to quit. It is fuel for you to think big when nothing was going right. It is fuel for you to smile when all you want to do is frown.”*

*Amor Fati, my dearest friends*

RICARDO STEINBRUCH: Economics by a professor – Brilliant and yet so Simple

RICARDO STEINBRUCH: Economics by a professor – Brilliant and yet so Simple

Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7..
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.”. Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,”but he got $10!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is
somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Latest of Rajnikant

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*Latest of Rajnikant*

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till
now.
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2.
Rajni: Enna Rascala Rest all are
facts
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Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawadhan
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Once Rajnikant decided to race
with Time.., The result is, Time Is
still running
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Rajnikant participated in 1000 km
race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that
because … Light came second…

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When Rajnikant was a student! You
can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said
“statue” to a girl… Now that Statue
is known as
“Statue of Liberty”
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Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons…. and …. the rain
was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did British leave India in 1947.

Because they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948
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This is sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys stop making jokes on Rajnikant or else he will delete the Internet

 

Joke between teacher and student

Teacher – Jayanta, please tell me, what is India Gate?

Jayanta – Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice…..

Teacher – What is Charminar?

Jayanta – Charminar is a very popular cigarette in India and due to its low cost, it is easily affordable…….

Teacher – What is Taj Mahal?

Jayanta – Taj Mahal is packet of tea leaves….

Teacher – Rascal, how dare you give such bullshit answers…
You are spoiling the name of national treasures…….
if you want me to allow you in the classroom tomorrow, don’t forget to come with your father’s signature!!!!!

Jayanta – OK sir.
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Next day…..

Teacher (looking at the table) – Jaaaayaaanta!!!!!
You idiot!!!! How dare you bring whisky bottle inside the classroom?????

Jayanta – Sorry Sir,
But you only told me to bring my father’s signature today…. I simply obeyed your order…… Now again you are shouting….. this is not fair, Sir!!!!
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Short Story…Nice Moral..!

Short Story…Nice Moral..!

A person asked a question to his Guru, “My workers are not true to me. My children, my wife and the entire world is very selfish. No body is correct.”

Guru smiled and told a story…,

In one small village there was a room with 1000 mirrors. One small girl used to go inside and play.! Seeing thousands of children around her she was joyful.

She would clap her hands and all the 1000 children would clap back at her

She considered this place as the world’s happiest n beautiful place and would visit often.

This same place was once visited by a sad n a depressed person.

He saw around him thousands of angry men staring at him

He got scared and raised his hands to hit them and in return 1000 hands lifted to hit him back.

He thought… this is the worst place in the world and left that place.

This world is also a room with 1000 mirrors around you… What we let out of us is what the society will give back to us.!!

“This world is a heaven… It’s up to us what we make out of it…” said the Guru….