AB De Villiers. Do u know him.??

AB De Villiers.
Do u know him.??
I think u know him as a cricketer from South Africa and playing for Royal Challenger Bangalore in IPL.
Now know some thing more about him:-

1. He played as goal keeper for Jr national hockey squad.

2. He was shortlisted for Jr national football squad.

3. Captain of South Africa Jr rugby.

4. Holds six south africa school swimming records.

5. The fastest 100mtr time in South Africa junior athletics.

6 . A member of South Africa Jr Davis Cup tennis team.

7. National Badminton U-19 champion.

8. Has won under19 golf tournament.

9. Founder member and chief donor for underpriviledged children and cancer hospital in Capetown.

10. Has adopted an entire village in a remote area of Zimbabwe and funds the entire village development..

And u will be thinking ke fir to sala padhai me zero hoga and here it comes:

He received a national medal from Late Mandela …award for a Biochem Science project…!!

World records ….31 balls 100 runs – 16 balls 50

Amazing achievements for any human being, one more about ABD … he has recorded a bilingual pop music record too…

And then some people keep complaining
‘mai akela kya kya karu? We all must learn from him, especially people who are habitual of giving excuses.

A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments…

A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments…

*”In my many years I have come to a conclusion, … that one useless man is a shame, two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government.”*
~John Adams

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*”If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.”*

~Mark Twain

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*”I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”*

~Winston Churchill

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*”A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”*

~George Bernard Shaw

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*”Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.”*

~ Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

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*”Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”*

~P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

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*”Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!”*

~Pericles (430 B.C.)

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*”No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.”*

~Mark Twain (1866)

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*”The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.”*

~ Ronald Reagan

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*”The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”*

~Mark Twain

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*”What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.”*

~Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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*”A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”*

~Thomas Jefferson

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*”We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”*

~Aesop

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*”If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!”*

~P.J. O’Rourke

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Era of Big Data.

Era of Big Data.
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“`Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?

No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza.

Did I dial the wrong number?

No sir, Google bought the pizza store.

Oh, alright – then I’d like to place an order please.

Okay sir, do you want the usual?

The usual? You know what my usual is?

According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

Okay – that’s what I want this time too.

May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

No, I hate vegetables.

But your cholesterol is not good.

How do you know?

Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol.

But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets.

I bought more from another drugstore.

It’s not showing on your credit card sir.

I paid in cash.

But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.

I have another source of cash.

This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

To HELL With Ur Pizza..!!
ENOUGH!!
I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I’m going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me …

I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your PASSPORT … it expired 5 weeks ago.“`
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WORDS OF ELDERS To be followed

*WORDS OF ELDERS*

*1.* “Never fight a man under GRACE, because the GRACE he carries will DISGRACE you!”

*2.* “The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat”.

*3.* “When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup gets suspicious”.

*4.* “The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!”

*5.* “The words of the elders do not lock all the doors, they leave the right door open”.

*6.* “A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!”

*7.* “Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year but kept going. Never give up!”

*8.* “Let not what you cannot do tear you from what you can do”.

*9.* “A child who asks questions does not become a fool”.

*10.* “The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!”

*11.* “Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!”

*12.* “To Make A Difference In Life, You Don’t Have To Be Brilliant, Rich, Beautiful, Or Perfect. You Just Have To Care!”

*13.* “Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!”

*14.* “The walls don’t only have ears, they also see!”

*15.* “The leopard is beautiful, but has a bad heart!”

*16.* “Everybody is a nobody, trying to be somebody!”

*17.* “Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face, and sometimes, fake behavior. Yet, a woman will say she needs a real man!”

*18.* “Never open the door for an Armed Robber. Let him break it, its part of his Job!”

*19.* “Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who think they are fooling you!”

*20.* “One Man’s food is every other man’s food. Just because one idiot refuses to eat it doesn’t make it a poison!”

*21.* “If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where her prayer has not already been!”

*22.* “The only person that reads the terms & conditions is the one who writes it!”

*23.* “The Chief who doesn’t know what to say, says that his friend has said what he would have said!”

*24.* “Just because you met them at the church doesn’t mean they’re the ones. Demons go to church too!”

*25.* “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!”

*26.* “No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!”

*27.* “A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!”

*28.* “A wise person knows that there is something to learn from everyone!”

*29.* “It requires wisdom to understand wisdom. The music is nothing, if the audience is deaf”!

*30.* “No matter how rich you are, you cannot pay for your sins”!

*31.* “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win!”

*32.* “Give them a chair, if they can’t stand your success!”

*33.* “Be careful about the rumours you hear about a lady. It either comes from a man who can’t have her, or a lady who can’t compete with her”!

*34.* “None of us is as smart as all of us. Work together achieve more”.

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Here are the 10 best freelance websites to meet your hiring needs and keep your company ahead of the game.

Here are the 10 best freelance websites to meet your hiring needs and keep your company ahead of the game.

1. Toptal:- Toptal is highly selective about its freelancers, and offers a no-risk trial period on every engagement. It is geared towards custom-matching vetted, senior software engineers to clients with serious, compelling tech projects.

2. Up Work:- It offers an enormous pool of freelancers for everything from
legal work to finance and management. It has its own fixed and hourly rates as per client’s need.

3. Craiglist:- If you need an on-site freelancer, Craigslist is a great way to find freelance talent in your community. It is good at providing local offerings with a huge chance to find freelancers that would work in your office if you wish.

4. Freelancer:- It is awesome for small businesses. sure to have hundreds of proposals from eager freelancers to compare in no time. It also allows you to post projects as contests and review large volumes of submissions.

5. Guru:- With a membership program and a complimentary Work Room
where you can oversee progress, define milestones, etc., Guru is a great
option if you find yourself constantly in need of help on miscellaneous small jobs

6. Trulancer:- It has a lot of skilled freelancers who have joined their portal from all across the web working in popular categories like Computer programmers, Web Designers, Logo Designers, Copywriter, Data experts, Marketing Experts and many Others.

7. Worknhire:- It is a place where you *find freelance work* specifically from
Indian clients tailoring Indian needs. They have a lot of popular categories like Programming, copywriting, data entry and other simple stuff like a *logo and graphic designing & web designing*. They have an escrow system for payments so you know whatever work you do is same for payment’s sake and you’ll get your payments on time from the clients’ end.

8. Freelanceindia:- It is one of the top freelance websites in India, and they have been operational for almost a decade now. The site UI and UX is little tricky and hard to read but if you tweak around here and there you’d be able to figure out *how to find good high-quality work* on the website.

9. Webarchers:-They have a lot of skilled freelancers who have joined their portal from all across the web working in popular categories like Computer programmers, Web Designers, Logo Designers, Copywriter, Data experts,
Marketing Experts and many others.

10. Elance:- You can join the worlds leading site for *online work,* where thousands of businesses are already working with professionals like you.

👉🏿Communicate your talent, showcase your portfolio, and stand out from the crowd with your state-of- the-art profile on Elance.

 

Here are the 10 best freelance websites to meet your hiring needs and keep your company ahead of the game.

Here are the 10 best freelance websites to meet your hiring needs and keep your company ahead of the game.

1. Toptal:- Toptal is highly selective about its freelancers, and offers a no-risk trial period on every engagement. It is geared towards custom-matching vetted, senior software engineers to clients with serious, compelling tech projects.

2. Up Work:- It offers an enormous pool of freelancers for everything from
legal work to finance and management. It has its own fixed and hourly rates as per client’s need.

3. Craiglist:- If you need an on-site freelancer, Craigslist is a great way to find freelance talent in your community. It is good at providing local offerings with a huge chance to find freelancers that would work in your office if you wish.

4. Freelancer:- It is awesome for small businesses. sure to have hundreds of proposals from eager freelancers to compare in no time. It also allows you to post projects as contests and review large volumes of submissions.

5. Guru:- With a membership program and a complimentary Work Room
where you can oversee progress, define milestones, etc., Guru is a great
option if you find yourself constantly in need of help on miscellaneous small jobs

6. Trulancer:- It has a lot of skilled freelancers who have joined their portal from all across the web working in popular categories like Computer programmers, Web Designers, Logo Designers, Copywriter, Data experts, Marketing Experts and many Others.

7. Worknhire:- It is a place where you *find freelance work* specifically from
Indian clients tailoring Indian needs. They have a lot of popular categories like Programming, copywriting, data entry and other simple stuff like a *logo and graphic designing & web designing*. They have an escrow system for payments so you know whatever work you do is same for payment’s sake and you’ll get your payments on time from the clients’ end.

8. Freelanceindia:- It is one of the top freelance websites in India, and they have been operational for almost a decade now. The site UI and UX is little tricky and hard to read but if you tweak around here and there you’d be able to figure out *how to find good high-quality work* on the website.

9. Webarchers:-They have a lot of skilled freelancers who have joined their portal from all across the web working in popular categories like Computer programmers, Web Designers, Logo Designers, Copywriter, Data experts,
Marketing Experts and many others.

10. Elance:- You can join the worlds leading site for *online work,* where thousands of businesses are already working with professionals like you.

👉🏿Communicate your talent, showcase your portfolio, and stand out from the crowd with your state-of- the-art profile on Elance.

Regards,