Conversation between Aadhar, Apple and Samsung

Conversation between Aadhar, Apple and Samsung

Aadhar – I have Biometric information of people who possess me

Apple – I too have the same

Samsung – I too have. So what’s new?

Aadhar – But why do people criticise me? I only take it once from the people.

Apple – 😂😂😂😂 I take finger print and eye scan daily and people love giving it and pay Rs 50,000+ to buy me

Aadhar – OMG Why ? But they say someone can steal these biometric details from me. Don’t they say to you ?

Apple – 🖕 Uff, I actually save every information on the IPhone backup Server. But they love me because I am costly. Indians love costly death.

Aadhar – They say I am not secured, despite of the fact that I am encrypted

Apple – Look do you remember when FBI took data from us ? It’s not about encryption. I gave all data to the US Intelligence

Samsung – I too 😂😂😂 My brothers like Vivo, Xiomi do the same and the Chinese take it.

Aadhar – But why only I am cursed?

Apple and Samsung unitedly – It is because you are Indian and possessed by Indian people who need excuses to abuse their own Indian Government. You become that Excuse. We are brands! People give Rs 40K- 50 K and give all details like Location, GPS, Contacts, Biometric data, every damn thing and love posting on Facebook – Hey, That’s my New IPhone 😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How true is this ..
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AMOR FATI – Learn To Love Your Fate…….

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AMOR FATI – Learn To Love Your Fate…….

Amor fati is a Latin phrase that may be translated as “love of fate” or “love of one’s fate”. It is used to describe an attitude in which one sees everything that happens, including suffering and loss as, necessary. Whether one likes them or not, it is accepted with zen like serenity.

Thomas Edison was at home eating dinner. A man burst into his home, interrupting him. He had bad news. His research facility was on fire.

Now how would you imagine Edison to react? Do you imagine Edison panicking or do you hear him screaming out “Why me?” or is he deeply distraught or do you see him in deep agony?

None of these happened. Edison requested his son to go and get his mother. It seems, Edison excitedly told his son, “She’ll never see a fire like this again.”

Naturally, Edison’s son thought his father had lost his mind, and rightfully so. All of Edison’s experiments, things that could never be replicated, were inside his laboratory, burning to the ground.

“Don’t worry. It’s all right,” Edison said calmly, “All my mistakes and a lot of unnecessary rubbish have just got burnt.”

In this, Edison revealed the true nature of Amor Fati – choosing to love your fate, no matter what.

Not only was he “NOT broken-hearted”, he was revitalised. Despite losing over $1 million at the age of 67 in that fire, he persevered and made over $10 million thereafter. WOW!

I am in love with the concept of Amor Fati. Why? Because, the power that we have in life by accepting our fate is so immense that you feel nothing is impossible for you. You believe that everything has a purpose, and that it is up to you to make this purpose something positive and active.

Maybe you lost your job.

Maybe someone cheated you of your entire life’s earnings.

Maybe, your trust was broken with impunity.

Maybe, the person you love the most, is facing a life threatening disease.

Maybe, someone ill treated you.

The challenge of your life may be considerable and inescapable.

And yet you’re given the choice to greet it with a smile. And then, act..That’sAMOR FATI.

The goal of this article is not to make you feel “okay” or even “good” when terrible things happen. It’s to make you feel GREAT irrespective of what happens. If it happened, then it was meant to happen. You are meant to make the best of it.

It is unnatural, I know, to feel calmness when faced with calamities. But see it this way. It is fuel for you to push harder when you felt lost. It is fuel for you to work harder when you want to quit. It is fuel for you to think big when nothing was going right. It is fuel for you to smile when all you want to do is frown.”*

*Amor Fati, my dearest friends*

RICARDO STEINBRUCH: Economics by a professor – Brilliant and yet so Simple

RICARDO STEINBRUCH: Economics by a professor – Brilliant and yet so Simple

Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7..
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.”. Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,”but he got $10!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is
somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Latest of Rajnikant

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*Latest of Rajnikant*

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till
now.
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2.
Rajni: Enna Rascala Rest all are
facts
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Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawadhan
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Once Rajnikant decided to race
with Time.., The result is, Time Is
still running
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Rajnikant participated in 1000 km
race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that
because … Light came second…

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When Rajnikant was a student! You
can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said
“statue” to a girl… Now that Statue
is known as
“Statue of Liberty”
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Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons…. and …. the rain
was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did British leave India in 1947.

Because they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948
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This is sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys stop making jokes on Rajnikant or else he will delete the Internet

 

Joke between teacher and student

Teacher – Jayanta, please tell me, what is India Gate?

Jayanta – Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice…..

Teacher – What is Charminar?

Jayanta – Charminar is a very popular cigarette in India and due to its low cost, it is easily affordable…….

Teacher – What is Taj Mahal?

Jayanta – Taj Mahal is packet of tea leaves….

Teacher – Rascal, how dare you give such bullshit answers…
You are spoiling the name of national treasures…….
if you want me to allow you in the classroom tomorrow, don’t forget to come with your father’s signature!!!!!

Jayanta – OK sir.
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Next day…..

Teacher (looking at the table) – Jaaaayaaanta!!!!!
You idiot!!!! How dare you bring whisky bottle inside the classroom?????

Jayanta – Sorry Sir,
But you only told me to bring my father’s signature today…. I simply obeyed your order…… Now again you are shouting….. this is not fair, Sir!!!!
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Salient Features of Finance Bill, 2018, India

Salient Features of Finance Bill, 2018
1. No change in Tax Rate. All persons including individuals, HUF, Firms and Companies to pay same tax . However Education cess is being increased from 3 to 4 % to be known as *Education and Health cess*.
2. However for Domestic Companies having total turnover or gross receipts not exceeding Rs 250 crores in Financial year 2016-17 shall be liable to pay *tax at 25%* as against present ceiling of Rs 50 crore in Financial year 2015-16.
3. *Long term Capital gain exemption* under section 10(38) in respect of *listed STT paid shares* being withdrawn.
4. However *capital gain up to 31.1.2018 shall not be taxed* as cost of acquisition will be taken as Fair Market Value as on 31.1.2018.
5. Tax on *STT paid long term capital Gain will be 10%* under Section 112A. Further such tax will be liable for TDS.
6. *Standard Deduction of Rs 40,000 for salaried employees*. However benefit of transport allowance of Rs 19,200 and Medical Reimbursement of Rs 15,000 under Section 17(2) are being withdrawn. Thus net benefit to salaries class only Rs 5,800
7. Provision of Section 43CA, 50C and 56(2)(x) being amended to allow *5% of sale consideration in variation vis a vis stamp duty value*. On account of location, disadvantage etc.
8. Provision of section 40(ia) and 40A(3) and 40A(3A)are being made applicable to *Charitable Trust*. Hence expenditure incurred without deduction of tax and in cash will not be eligible as application of income under section 10(23C) and section 11(1)(a).
9. Agriculture Commodity Derivates income /loss also not to be considered as speculative under section 43(5).
10. Income Computation and Disclosure Standards(ICDS) being given statutory backing in view of decision of Delhi High Court decision.
11. *Marked to market loss* computed as per ICDS to be allowed under section 36.
12. Gain or loss in Foreign Exchange as per ICDS to be allowed under new section 43AA.
13. Construction Contract income to be computed on percentage completion method as per ICDS.
14. Valuation of Inventory including Securities to be as per ICDS.
15. Interest on compensation, enhanced compensation. Claim or enhancement claim and subsidy, incentives to be taxed in the year of receipt only as per new Section 145B.
16. Conversion of stock in trade to capital asset to be charged as business income in the year of conversion on Fair Market value on the date of conversion.
17. *54EC benefit of investment in Bonds* to be restricted to Capital gain on land and building only. Further period of holding being increased from 3 years to 5 years.
18. *PAN to be obtained by all entities* including HUF other than individuals in case aggregate of financial transaction in a year is Rs 2,50,000 or more. All directors, partners, members of such entities also to obtain PAN.
19. All companies irrespective of income to file return and in case it is not filed, such companies will be liable for prosecution irrespective of the fact weather it has tax liability of Rs 3,000 or not.
20. Assessments to be E assessment under new section 143(3A)
21. No adjustment under section 143(1) while processing on account of mismatch with 26AS and 16A.
22. Deemed dividend to be taxed in the hands of the company itself as Dividend Distribution of tax @ 30%.
23. *Penalty for non filing financial return as required under section 285BA being increased to Rs 500 per day*.

Eye opener Message for all intelligent Indians.

*intelligent Indians*

Brushing with *Colgate*

Shaving with *Gillette*

Bathing with *Pears*

Aftershave with *Old Spice*

Wearing *Jocky* underwear

Wearing a
*Van heusen* shirt

Wearing a *Levis* pant

Eating *Maggi* and

Drinking *Nescafe*

Using a *Samsung* phone

Wearing a *Ray-ban*

Seeing time on *Casio*

Moving on a *Honda* bike

Using *Apple computer*

with *Coke* on the side

Finishing lunch at ,
*McDonald’s*

Buying Pizza for the
wife from *Dominos*

And…,

Then asking a question,
*”WHY IS THE INDIAN*
*RUPEE GOING DOWN*
*AGAINST THE DOLLAR*

Eye opener Message for all intelligent Indians.

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