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Be humble, it costs nothing

*Amitabh Bacchan* says…”At the peak of my career, I was once travelling by plane. The passenger next to me was elderly gentleman dressed in a simple shirt and pants.

He appeared to be middle class, and well educated.

Other passengers perhaps recognising who I was, but this gentleman appeared to be unconcerned of my presence… He was reading his paper, looking out of the window, and when tea was served, he sipped it quietly.

Trying to strike a conversation with him I smiled. The man courteously smiled back and said ‘Hello’.

We got talking and I brought up the subject of cinema and movies and asked, ‘Do you watch films?’

The man replied, ‘Oh, very few.

I did see one many years ago.’

I mentioned that I worked in the movie industry.

The man replied..” oh, thatโ€™s nice. What do you do?’

I replied, ‘I am an actor ‘

The man nodded, ‘Oh, that’s wonderful!’ And that was it…

When we landed, I held out my hand and said, ” It was good to travel with you. By the way, my name is Amitabh Bacchan !’

The man shook my hand and smiled, “Thank you… nice to have met you..I am *J. R. D. Tata!”*

I learned on.that day that no matter how big you think you are, there is always someone *bigger than you*.

*Be humble, it costs nothing.*

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*B E H A V I O R*

Is always *Greater*

Than *Knowledge,*

Because In Life There

Are Many Situations

Where *Knowledge*

Fails But *Behavior*

Can Handle

*E V E R Y T H I N G.*

 

Life may be tough at a point, but DESTINY is not created by the SHOES we wear but by the STEPS we take… ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

Life may be tough at a point, but DESTINY is not created by the SHOES we wear but by the STEPS we take…ย ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

In Mahabharat, Karna asks Lord Krishna – “My mother left me the moment I was born. Is it my fault I was born an illegitimate child?

I did not get the education from Dhronacharya because I was considered a non-Kshatriya.

Parshu-Raam taught me but then gave me the curse to forget everything since I was not a Kshatriya.

A cow was accidentally hit by my arrow & its owner cursed me for no fault of mine.

I was disgraced in Draupadi’s swayamvar.

Even Kunti finally told me the truth only to save her other sons.

Whatever I received was through Duryodhana’s charity.

So how am I wrong in taking his side?”

Lord Krishna replies, “Karna, I was born in a jail.

Death was waiting for me even before my birth.

The night I was born I was separated from my birth parents.

From childhood, you grew up hearing the noise of swords, chariots, horses, bow, and arrows. I got only cow herd’s shed, dung, and multiple attempts on my life even before I could walk!

No army, no education. I could hear people saying I am the reason for all their problems.

When all of you were being appreciated for your valour by your teachers I had not even received any education. I joined gurukula of Rishi Sandipani only at the age of 16!

You are married to a girl of your choice. I didn’t get the girl I loved & rather ended up marrying those who wanted me or the ones I rescued from demons.

I had to move my whole community from the banks of Yamuna to far off Sea shore to save them from Jarasandh. I was called a coward for running away!!

If Duryodhana wins the war you will get a lot of credit. What do I get if Dharmaraja wins the war? Only the blame for the war and all related problems….

Remember one thing, Karna. Everybody has challenges in life.

LIFE IS NOT FAIR ON ANYBODY!!!

Duryodhana also has a lot of unfairness in life and so has Yudhhishthir.

But what is Right (Dharma) is known to your mind (conscience). No matter how much unfairness we got, how many times we were disgraced, how many times we were denied what was due to us, what is important is how you REACTED at that time.

Stop whining Karna. Life’s unfairness does not give you license to walk the wrong path…

Always remember, Life may be tough at a point, but DESTINY is not created by the SHOES we wear but by the STEPS we take…ย ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

STRANGE BUT TRUE..๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜’

STRANGE BUT TRUE..๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜’

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb.’

2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’…and thus the word GOLF entered the English language.

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades – King David Hearts – Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great.
Diamonds – Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase…
‘goodnight, sleep tight.’

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

6. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’ It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’

7. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. ‘Wet your whistle’ is the phrase inspired by this practice.๐Ÿ˜‡

Interesting information!!
Very Interesting!!

Read this speech from the prime minister of Israel….. Benjamin Netanyahu, with all Glory to God.

Read this speech from the prime minister of Israel….. Benjamin Netanyahu, with all Glory to God.

Mr. Nethanyahu said:
Only 70 years ago! The Jews were taken to the slaughter like sheep.

60 years ago! We had no country. No Army.

Seven Arab countries declared war on our small Jewish state, just a few hours after its creation!

We were only 650 Jews, against the rest of the Arab world! NO IDF (Israel Defense Army).
No powerful Air Force, only brave people with nowhere to go.

Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Jordan, Egypt, Libya, Saudi Arabia all attacked us at the same time.

The country that the United Nations gave us was 65 % desert. The country was out of nowhere!

35 years ago! We fought the three most powerful armies in the middle east, and we swept them… yes… in six days.

We fought against various coalitions of Arab countries, which had the modern armies and many Soviet weapons, and we had always beaten them!

Today we have:
*A country*
*An army*
*A powerful air force*
*A State-of-the-Art economy which exports millions of dollars*
*Intel – Microsoft – IBM develops products at home*
*Our doctors receive awards for medical research*

We make the desert bloom, and sell oranges, flowers and vegetables all over the world.

Israel has sent its own satellites into space!
Three satellites at the same time!

We are proud to be at the same rank as: The United States, which has 250 million inhabitants,

Russia, which has 200 million inhabitants

China, which has 1.3 billion inhabitants

Europe – France, Great Britain, Germany – with 350 million inhabitants..

The only countries in the world to send objects into space! Israel is now part of the family of the nuclear powers, with the United States, Russia, China, India, France, and Great Britain.

We have never officially admitted it, (but everyone knows it) and say that only 60 years ago, we were led, ashamed and hopeless, to slaughter!

We have extirpรฉs the smoking ruins of Europe, we have won our wars here with less than nothing. We built our little “Empire” from nothing.

Who’s Hamas to scare me? To terrify me? You make me laugh!

Passover was celebrated; Let’s not forget what this is about.

>We survived Pharaoh.
>We survived the Greeks.
>We survived the Romans.
>We survived the inquisition in Spain.
>We have the pogroms in Russia.
>We survived Hitler.
>We survived the Germans.
>We survived the Holocaust.
>We survived the armies of seven Arab countries.
>We survived Saddam.
>We will continue to survive the enemies present today too.

Think of any time in human history! Think about it, for us, the Jewish people, the situation has never been better! Then let’s face the world.

Let us remember: All nations or cultures who once tried to destroy us, no longer exist today – while we still live!

Egypt?
The Greeks?
Alexander of Macedonia?
The Romans? (does anyone still speak Latin these days? )
The Third Reich?

And look at us,
>The Bible Nation.
>The slaves of Egypt.
>We are still here.

And we speak the same language! then, and now! Arabs don’t know yet, but they will learn that there is a God ….as long as we keep our identity, we are forever.

So forgive us for not worrying.
>Not to cry.
>Not to be afraid.
>Things are fine here.
>They could certainly get better.

However: Don’t believe the media, they don’t tell you that parties continue to take place, people continue to live, people keep coming out, people continue to see friends.

Yes, our morale is low. So what? Only because we mourn our deaths, while others rejoice in the blood shed. That is why we will win, in the end.

He never sleeps or will ever sleep…. the guardian of Israel…. Yahweh God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Forward this speech to the whole community, and to people around the world. They are part of our strength.

Share on your walls and with all of your friends….

Robert Mugabe , who resigned as President of Zimbabwe yesterday, will be remembered for his sweet quotes.

Robert Mugabe , who resigned as President of Zimbabwe yesterday, will be remembered for his sweet quotes.

Anyway, which one is your pick for the end of the year?

1–A girl can be 21 with 2 kids while another one can be 18 with 3 abortions but the society will judge the 21 year old simply because her decisions are visible.

2–Most men cheat with their wedding ring on their finger. And you think your boyfriend wonโ€™t cheat coz YOU’RE his profile picture??

3–We are living in a generation where lovers are free to touch each others private parts but cannot touch each others phone.

4–All I hear is โ€œNO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGEโ€. If that was Godโ€™s plan then u would have receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

5–Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool, the only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

6–Love is when your boyfriend catches you naked with another man and says honey dress up and we go home.

7–Some girls of today canโ€™t jog for five minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

8–Women with beauty and no brains, its your private part that suffers the most.

9–Whenever things start going on well in your life, the devil comes along and gives u a girlfriend.

10โ€”Teachers are my friend and I feel for Women who are married to Teachers, instead of finding money in the pocket when washing, they find Chalk or list of noise makers.

11– ON EARNING: Never depend on single income.Make investment to create a second chance.

12. ON SPENDING: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things
you need.

13. ON SAVINGS: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.

14. ON TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of a river with both feet.

15. ON INVESTMENT: Do not put all eggs in one basket.

16. ON EXPECTATIONS: Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.

17. IF YOU are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Past is a waste paper. Present is a newspaper and future is a question paper.

18. WHEN bad things happen in your life you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.

19. EMPTY pockets teach you a million things in life but full pockets spoil you in a million ways.

20. OUR EYES are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

21. WE USED a pencil when we were small but now we use pens…do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now.

22-Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real

23-You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder case & a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage, It clarifies which one is more dangerous.

24-A woman with only a beautiful face is only good for a night, but a woman with a beautiful heart is good for a lifetime. Ladies mind the way you handle and present yourself out there because it speaks so much about who you are. If you treat yourself cheaply, you will attract many useless, fake and irresponsible people (men) around you and if you treat yourself with dignity, you will attract a few sensible and serious people around you.

25-Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that will wipe your buttocks today can be the part that will wipe your face tomorrow.

26-The way relationships dont last these days. It’s even safe to celebrate a one week anniversary.

27-Only a black man will have unprotected sex with a girl he just met at the Club,then get in his car and put on a safety belt like he didn’t try to kill himself a minute ago!

28-An expensive weave can never reduce the effect of cheap brains….

29-MARY was a virgin and she married a carpenter (JOSEPH). YOU are not a virgin and you are waiting for a billionaire to marry you.

30-Some girls are funny, they will tell guy that โ€œItโ€™s over between us โ€œWhen the guy says Okay, she will be like โ€œJust Like That?โ€ What were you expecting???? Closing Ceremony??

31-Dear ladies, The silence you keep when you find money in your husband’s pockets during laundry,kindly do the same when you find condoms.

32-The festive season is upon us, accidents take seconds to happen but suffering lasts a life time. Helmets and Condoms should be worn on appropriate heads during the respective rides, especially on vehicles that don’t belong to you.

33-Church sisters be refusing Church brothers saying “No you are my brother” For your own info: Even your mother and father are brother and sister in Christ.

34-Someone who unplugs your phone charging at 3% to plug his at 97% is capable of killing you

35-Some Girls will be like: “I cannot cook, my mom didn’t teach meโ€ Well, my sister tell me who taught you dog style??

36-Remind your man that when he’s busy looking for a new woman, you are also new to another man..

37-When nails grow old, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego not your relationship.

38-Every man wants to marry a decent lady. Question is who will marry the ones you spoil?

39-Don’t focus on your wife’s faults, they are the ones that prevented her from getting a better husband.

40-Girls are so clever…they can introduce 3 Boyfriends to each other at the same time without causing a fight…She will be like ; My love, meet my sweetheart and my one and only boo…and you will see the 3 idiots smiling at each other and say Hi boss whatโ€™s good.

41-Men can be heartless; they will use you, Use your body, Damage your reputation then marry a beautiful wife, Become born again & Use you as a testimony in church, That’s when you know the devil lives Among us.

42-Married people with kids and careers find time to have affairs. Don’t let a single person tell you they’re too busy for you..

43-If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead….you are actually calling from the accident scene….. then switch off that phone.You cannot be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.

44-A woman should NOT feed a man!! The last time it happened, we were all sent out of the Garden of Eden.

45-Help a girl when she is in trouble and she will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!

46-Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul heals. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.

47-A woman that loves you will stick with you no matter how much a player you are. And that “woman” is your mother.

48-Ladies now feel shy to breast feed babies but feel no rumors to display their breast outside in the name of fashion just to attract men my sister breast was designed to feed hungry babies not for pageant parade

49-Apologize when you’re wrong. Be silent when you’re right. Ask if you’re not sure. Admit it when you make a mistake. Forgive when you’re wronged. You’ll have wonderful marriage.

50-They say milk gives strength. I have drunk 4 cups of milk and i gwas not even able to move a wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer, i saw walls moving themselves. Hmm these scientists should stop their lies!

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