Latest of Rajnikant


*Latest of Rajnikant*

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2.
Rajni: Enna Rascala Rest all are
Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawadhan
Once Rajnikant decided to race
with Time.., The result is, Time Is
still running
Rajnikant participated in 1000 km
race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that
because … Light came second…

When Rajnikant was a student! You
can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!
While playing once Rajnikant said
“statue” to a girl… Now that Statue
is known as
“Statue of Liberty”
Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikant.
Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons…. and …. the rain
was cancelled due to the match.
Why did British leave India in 1947.

Because they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948
This is sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys stop making jokes on Rajnikant or else he will delete the Internet


Author: Manjushree Sudheendra

I am Manjushree Sudheendra studying in 10th Standard in St. Teresa's School, Santacruz, Mumbai

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