*😂Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds*

*😂Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds*
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TEACHER: Archana, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now I ask the class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Archana.
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TEACHER: Mani, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
MANI: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Raju, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
RAJU: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
RAJU: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Aswin, what is the chemical formula for water?
ASWIN: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
ASWIN: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
( A Classic)
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TEACHER: Rani, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
RANI: Me!
( Bowled Out)
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TEACHER: Ravi, why do you always get so dirty?
RAVI: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_( Stunning)
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TEACHER: Ramesh, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
RAMESH: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ramesh…… always say, ‘I am.’
RAMESH: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet’
( You Asked for it) _______________________________
TEACHER: Palaniappan not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Mani, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
MANI: Because Palaniappan still had the axe in his hand……
(Down to Earth)
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TEACHER: Now, Raghu , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
RAGHU: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
( So Practical)
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TEACHER: Guru , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
GURU : No sir, It’s about the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Akshay, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKSHAY: A teacher
(Really Frank)
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE EVERY ONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!

Author: Manjushree Sudheendra

I am Manjushree Sudheendra studying in 10th Standard in St. Teresa's School, Santacruz, Mumbai

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