Some Humour A Day Keeps the Boredom Away:

Some Humour A Day Keeps
the Boredom Away:

I asked my new girlfriend
what sort of books she’s interested in.

She said – Cheque books.

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

The easiest way to make
your old car run better,
is to check the prices of new car.

πŸ˜πŸ˜„

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

πŸ˜…πŸ˜

Definition of Nurse :
A beautiful woman who holds
your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse
to be normal.

😧😁

Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat
as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness.
There is no mat.

πŸ˜§πŸ˜„

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?

A: Because they are already leading
a dog’s life!

πŸ˜›πŸ˜„

Q: What’s the similarity
between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you
into the world crying
& the other ensures
you continue to do so.

😎😧

What’s the difference between
a good secretary and
a personal secretary?

One says “Good morning, boss”.

The other says “It’s morning, boss.”

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Keep smiling!!

Author: Manjushree Sudheendra

I am Manjushree Sudheendra studying in 10th Standard in St. Teresa's School, Santacruz, Mumbai

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